Funny Pages! (for kids and big kids) Phone: (715) 877 2880 Welcome to the Funny Pages. Send us your funnies! Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. No wonder I'm confused, the other day we got into the car and my wife said,"go ahead and back up!" Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need 2 tools: WD-40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move & should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move & does, use the duct tape. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.